Biggest dating mistakes of 2018
Am I great at dating? HELL NO.
But hey! I've made enough mistakes to hopefully help out another lonely soul who lives alone in a one bedroom with a queen size bed and a cat - just me?
RULE NUMBER ONE: Open up the convo in a creative way
*cough he never responded...
Or like this....just pretend to be a dog....
...like when does this joke go too far? When our first date is the dog park? WHO KNOWS. I regret this move.
RULE NUMBER TWO: Always text when you are sober
..in my defense it was bottom mimosas and I wake up early.
RULE NUMBER THREE: Play it cool and don't go overboard (even if you were mostly kidding)
I WAS JOKING.
Anyway- doesn't matter. Just don't do what I do and you will be totally fine in the dating world. I'll make these mistakes so you don't have to. I'm doing this for you. YOU ARE WELCOME.