The World Series is happening right now and there are a lot of Astros fans infiltrating our sacred spaces, bars, clubs, restaurants, you name it. Since we are inevitably going to run into these humans, here is a guide on how to interact with them.
- Remember, they are stupid so try to speak slowly when you talk to them because they might not understand you. Especially if you use big words, try to stick to 3 syllables or less.
- Don't buy them drinks, if they can afford Houston they can afford to buy their own alcohol.
- Don't get into any physical confrontations with them - it's immature and we are above that. However, if you see someone else getting physical don't feel like you have to stop it. Sometimes you gotta just let the circle of life do it's thing. If it worked for the Lion King it can work for us.
Hope this helps and go Phils!