Yeah.... I'm probably 'WTF'ing' as much as you are on this one BUT I feel it is my duty to inform you that Taint Tanning is apparently a thing.....
According to an Instagram Influencer that focuses on health and wellness, Metaphysical Megan believes adding 30 seconds of 'perineum sunning' to your morning routine has a wide variety of health and wellness benefits. She's claimed it's an ancient Taoist practice so ya know, it must be legit.
The benefits she's reported on include:
- 30 seconds of sunning your bum is equivalent to a full day of sunlight with your clothes on
- Instant energy surge
- Prevents against the leakage of Chi
- Increases creativity and creative output
- Helps with a healthy libido and balanced sexual energy
- Regulates hormone function in the sex organs
- Promotes a deeper sleep
- Better focus and mental stimulation
- Increases your personal magnetism and auric field
What do you think?? If you plan on trying this home she recommends the best time is between 7 am and 9 am. I recommend you make sure your neighbors have left for work so they don't catch a glimpse you being your most ~holistic~ self.
The internet of course had a field day when this went viral but this might've been my favorite one: