Taint Tanning is Apparently the New Holistic Trend

Yeah.... I'm probably 'WTF'ing' as much as you are on this one BUT I feel it is my duty to inform you that Taint Tanning is apparently a thing.....

According to an Instagram Influencer that focuses on health and wellness, Metaphysical Megan believes adding 30 seconds of 'perineum sunning' to your morning routine has a wide variety of health and wellness benefits. She's claimed it's an ancient Taoist practice so ya know, it must be legit.

The benefits she's reported on include:

  • 30 seconds of sunning your bum is equivalent to a full day of sunlight with your clothes on
  • Instant energy surge
  • Prevents against the leakage of Chi
  • Increases creativity and creative output
  • Helps with a healthy libido and balanced sexual energy
  • Regulates hormone function in the sex organs
  • Promotes a deeper sleep
  • Better focus and mental stimulation
  • Increases your personal magnetism and auric field

What do you think?? If you plan on trying this home she recommends the best time is between 7 am and 9 am. I recommend you make sure your neighbors have left for work so they don't catch a glimpse you being your most ~holistic~ self.

The internet of course had a field day when this went viral but this might've been my favorite one:

Taint Tanning

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