WTF. I cannot make this stuff up.
On Christmas Eve, a man in Florida was awoken by a complete stranger sucking his toes. Obviously caught off guard, the victim asked what the hell the intruder was doing and his response simply was he "was there to suck his toes." A brawl naturally broke out and the intruder grabbed the victims manhood claiming he had a gun (although no gun was ever actually seen or recovered on the scene). THANKFULLY somehow the guy got the weirdo out of his house but not before he smashed a window in the house AND the windshield of his car. This dude seems seriously disturbed. Deputies on the scene tried to locate the suspect with police pups and DNA swabs were taken from the homeowner's feet but unfortunately... the toe sucking bandit is still on the loose.
If you're planning any trips to Bradenton Florida... protect ya toes.
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(story via complex.com)