Calvin Klein Unveils New 'Sweater' And Your Nips...

Apparently....I just don't understand fashion. 

I don't know if the fact that my name is Tight Pants gives me more or less credibility on the subject...but how does stuff like this keep showing up on the runway?! does ANYTHING show up on the runway?! 

It seems like you never see anything 'normal' on runways anywhere. Everything is so bizarre; fashion is so bizarre; my name is bizarre. 

If this reverse bro-tank appeals to you, it can be yours for about $2000...

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What up! I'm Tight Pants...and yes that's my name. Kansas born and raised.Hosting the #TightPantsParty from 7p-12a every week night! Tight Pants (the person) Facts:-I'm not good at growing facial hair. -I'm a coffee snob/fanatic, but I only drink... Read more


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